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Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that...building...thingie... where our beds and TV... is.
  Source: Homer Simpson

The man that isn't jolly after drinking,
Is just a drivelling idiot to my thinking.
  Source: Euripides, 480-406 B.C.

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