Waiter Rant “reveals” what your drink says about you and takes no prisoners.
Of course we have to point to the beer entry: “Blue collar, simple, and an old standby. (I think a girl wearing a t-shirt and jeans while drinking a good ‘ol Bud is very sexy.)”
A few more:
Chardonnay – You know what you like. Boring. Predictable. The Missionary Position of White Wine.
Sour Apple Martini – You have a sense of fun but overindulgence might cause dancing on tables and bad karaoke singing. (Beth?)
Campari and Soda – You’re a gourmand. A good aperitif. A bitter drink for bitter people.
Champagne – You’re reserved, classy, or a stripper.
And then there is one of the comments: “Not subidviding “Beer†is somewhat like not distinguishing between wines. Someone drinking Budlight isn’t THAT similar to someone drinking microbrews.”
Amen.