Of beer and cigars
By Alan Moen
When I left the courtroom, there was reason to celebrate. After nearly a
year of
letters, lawyers, and lucubration, I had finally been awarded the money
owed me by the negligent , un-insured driver who had changed lanes into the
side of my truck on the freeway. Due to a bizarre state law, this person
had been allowed to keep her driver's license by depositing the money she
owed me for repairs into a bank account, forcing me to sue her to recover
it. As a matter of principle, I insisted on being paid the interest on
this account as well, which I collected that very day - a whopping $6.
There was only one thing to do, I realized, as I walked past the Smith
Tower Cigar Store, temptingly close to the courthouse in Seattle, before
my vast settlement burned a hole in my pocket. A Hoyo De Monterrey
Excalibur No.1 was a very satisfying reward for my pains, and I savored
every puff.
Cigars, like champagne in our Western culture, are frequently the
instruments of celebration. Weddings (I smoked Brazilian cigars at mine),
births, promotions, and athletic championships all conjure up images of
people happily puffing away on foot-long sticks of pure tobacco. Cigars
have become the very symbol of luxury in capitalist society - the Wall
Street tycoon would look naked without his Havana, the politician weak and
indecisive (imagine Churchill without his Churchill).
But interestingly enough, cigar smoking seems often as little understood as
champagne drinking. For years, the fashionable sipped elegant sparkling
wines out of flat, sherbet, style glasses that made even Dom Perignon taste
flat and insipid (the flute shape is far superior for champagne). With
similar ignorance, they matched brut (dry) champagne with chocolate or
sweet desserts, a horrible combination that often made the wine taste thin
and acidic. In the same way, cigars were traditionally paired with port,
in my view usually a poor match - the fruity richness of the wine is
typically overwhelmed ( and certainly altered) by a mouthful of smoke. Be
that as it may, cigar enthusiasts have generally come to realize that
stronger flavored,higher alcohol beverages are better with cigars, and
don't often smoke a Cohiba with their chardonnay.
Which brings us to beer. As everybody knows, cigars have enjoyed a great
revival in the United States in recent years. Nowhere is this more obvious
than among beer drinkers. Barely a decade ago, only the bravest beer geek
would expose his Montecristo in public; now cigar sessions are part of
nearly every major beer festival. The Celebrator beer newspaper has its own
regular cigar column, written (shockingly enough) by a woman. Beer
entrepreneur Charles Finkel has put a cigar smoking room into the design
of his new Pike Brewery Pub in Seattle. Since Marvin Shanken , publisher of
the Wine Spectator, launched his Cigar Aficionado magazine in 1992, the
industry has rebounded in amazing fashion , especially considering the
typical anti-tobacco rhetoric of the media these days. A typical copy of
the magazine weighs about two pounds, and is crammed with ads for Scotch
whisky, cognac, and haute couture fashions, all wrapped around the cigar
craze like the finest Connecticut shade.
I'm no cigar expert, having been a pipe smoker for many years. Sure, I've
indulged in the occasional cigar, but I didn't smoke my first Cuban until a
couple of years ago ( give President Kennedy credit for that.) Yet it seems
obvious to me that, just as in fine craft beer, the quality of a good
hand-made cigar is apparent in how it smokes and tastes - not hot, fast
and rough from industrial processing, but cool, long, and smooth from
hand-rolled leaf and properly aged, selected tobacco. Cigar smoking is
without doubt highly pleasurable to most people, but, like the best things
in life, including sex, it is a learned experience. Fortunately there is
now not only a far greater selection of good cigars commercially available
in America (regrettably, no Cubans), but the trend has also engendered
some excellent literature on the subject as well, such as the Cigar
Companion by Anwer Bati and Simon Chase.
For the beer lover who is so inclined, the current smoky climate offers
many good opportunities to enjoy a cigar with one's stout, dopplebock, or
barley wine.
In general, darker, stronger beers with more robust flavor are more
suitable with a cigar, but there are no fixed rules in the game of taste.
In my own opinion, the best cigars, like the best beers, ultimately stand
alone, without accompaniment of any kind. But don't wait for a celebration
to smoke them. The odd habit that Columbus first noticed among the
Indians of the Caribbean in 1492 and later took Europe by storm, has now
has come full circle. For us inhabitants of the Americas who have recently
participated in the New World beer renaissance, this is the perfect time to
strike a match for the re-discovery of cigars.
© 1996 Alan Moen
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